Feast Day

This day, this wonderful day was a gift to myself. On Sunday, we hosted a small gathering of some of Kerry P.s friends and family. When I woke up in the morning I was delighted as I remembered that I DID NOT HAVE TO COOK A GADDAMN THING. That's right, mother sister hired a caterer, the sweet Marilu who speaks not a word of English except the word "beans". At three o'clock she walked over to my house and indicated that everything was ready for pick-up. GOD LORD, I danced the dance of joy!!!

SO on Feast Day I ate-

a HOT, HOT cob of corn covered in lime and chilies and cheese and some kind of cream ass lube sauce
CARNITAS- 4 LARGE pans of carnitas (PORK, PORK and PORK)
Mexican Rice
Salsa Verde
Beans with hot dogs AND bacon -hello arteries!
pico de gallo
guacamole and yes HOME MADE GODDAMN CORN TORTILLAS FROM SCRATCH

What???
Have I died ? no wait because then my lovely sister and her family came over with an OREO COOKIE ICE CREAM CAKE that LOOKED LIKE A GODDAMN OREO COOKIE again ALL of it homemade from scratch.

needless to say, I have yet to recover, phyiscally or emotionally.